Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request Message-ID: [S4aa.13ef@looking.on.ca] Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 4:30:02 EST Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 From: t_pascal@oxy.edu (Clarence Regis Wilson) Subject: Semi-original laws of secure computing Keywords: maybe, original, computers Approved: funny@clarinet.com Lines: 17 Here are The Three Laws of Secure Computing (TLSC) 1) Don't buy a computer 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. And, finally, 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1. -- Selected by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need an auto-reply, submit to rhf@clarinet.com instead.
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