Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!wupost!uunet!looking!funny-request From: devine@cookie.enet.dec.com (Bob Devine 03-Jul-1991 1425) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: project management Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: [S2e1.600e@looking.on.ca] Date: 24 Aug 91 10:30:04 GMT Lines: 52 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Project Managers ---------------- If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - ideal project manager If you get in my way, you'll kill me! - somewhat less than ideal project manager If I get in my way, I'll kill you! - somewhat misguided project manager If I get in your way, I'll kill you! - A tough m. f. project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.) If get kill in will way I you. -dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager I am the way! Kill me if you can! -messianic project manager Get away, I'll kill us all! -suicidal project manager If you kill me, I'll get in your way. -thoughtful but ineffective project manager If I kill you I'll get in your way. -project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. -project manager from New York I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. -project manager who is about to get in big trouble If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? -weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager If I kill me, you'll get your way. -pragmatic project manager Kill me, it's the only way. -every project manager to date. -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.
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