Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!usc!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request From: jon@chopin.udel.edu (Jon Deutsch) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: 1-900-ALL-UNIX Keywords: original, computer, sexual, smirk Message-ID: [S3c8.2d4a@looking.on.ca] Date: 11 Apr 92 08:30:04 GMT Lines: 51 Approved: funny@clarinet.com Original: (and it really works, too) ------------------------------- SunOS% finger deutsch@chopin.udel.edu [chopin.udel.edu] Login name: jon In real life: Jonathan R Deutsch Directory: /home/brahms/usrc/10517 Shell: /bin/tcsh On since Jan 30 16:15:10 on ttypf from chapel-ts4.udel. No unread mail Project: To consult where no man has consulted before. Plan: *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Call 1-900-ALL-UNIX *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Talk 1-on-1 to a REAL Sun workstation. -------------------------------------- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= No recordings. No AIX. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= It's the REAL THING. Call NOW, they're waiting for YOUR call. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* "I want to run YOUR process" -- a real Sun workstation "Your login makes me tingly all over" -- another real Sun workstation "I like users with BIG code" -- "Suzan@sun.900.num" "Can you find my cntrl-G spot?" -- "Sherry@sun.900.num" "Lay your 'pipe', I can handle it" -- "Marie@sun.900.num" "I like collecting shells on the boardwalk" -- "Dawn@sun.900.num" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* CALL NOW! -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
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