: ]Kurt is in the studio, decomposing his newest album. The title isn't : ]finalized yet, but these are seriously under consideration: : ] : ]1) I'm A Loser : ]2) The Return Of The Evil Dead : ]3) Suicide For Fun And Profit : ]4) Shotgun Special : ]5) Death Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry : ]6) Who's Crying Now : ]7) A Bullet To The Brain : ]8) Decomposing In Seattle : ]9) Someday You'll Be Dead Too : ]10) Postcards From Hell :]11) Lifeless in Seattle :]12) If you married you know who, you would of done what I did. :]13) Duets: Kurt sings with Dahmer, Hitler, Bundy and others :]14) I don't need to bathe :]15) I'm dead, what's your excuse :]16) Those idiots will buy anything with my name on it. :]17) That hurts :]18) Trigger finger :]19) I got a tummy ache, pass the heroin :]20) I dig the Devil 21) Friend Of The Devil 22) The Devil Made Me Do It 23) Sympathy For The Devil 23) A Hole In The Head 24) White Punks On Dope 25) Heroin, Cocaine And Courtney 26) Still Crazy After All These Years 27) Bring On The Clowns 28) Love And Death 29) Dancin' With Mr D 30) It's All Over Now, Baby Bean Here's some more possible titles for Kurt's new album... Holiday In Hell Roman Holiday My Aim Is True The Joys Of Parenthood I Hit Her And It Felt Like A Kiss Meth Monster I Fought The Establishment And The Establishment Won Scuzz Ball Manic Depression Money Can't Buy Me Love Grunge Rhymes With Munge Goin To Hell In A Bucket Johnny Ace Was Right My Baby Lost Her Old Man And I Don't Care Drug Withdrawl For Fun And Profit The Joke Was On Me Turn My Life Down Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out, Kill Yourself On A Slow Boat To Hell Cocaine Is For Heroes Cold As Ice Baby Oh Baby Nothing On My Mind Buckshot Bliss Suicidal Tendencies The Dead Boys Me And Elvis Get High Every Day in Hell The Flannel Channel Hepatitis Happiness Still Crazy After All These Years Only The Bad Die Young Well, then, try these on for size: Lil Orphan Frances Widow Maker I Feel Like I'm Fixin To Die Rag Courtney Got a Nose Job Highway To Hell Saturday Night's All Right For Dying I Hate Myself And Wish I Were Dead Ashes To Ashes Hole In One Shotgun
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