Needing some filler for our student newspaper (deadline approacheth), some
friends and I hashed out this partial list. Thought it was funny but could
use some addition.
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Things Not To Put In A Resume Cover Letter
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1. "I'm really keen to work for you - I hear the drugs are good."
2. "I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately every company I
have worked for has since closed down."
3. "I'll kill myself if I don't get a job."
4. "I know where you live."
5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."
6. "I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job."
7. Happy faces.
8. "By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters."
9. "My turn-ons include..."
10. "I'm confident that I'll get this job. God told me."
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I'd appreciate any additions, so send 'em along.
I'll post a compiled list in a few weeks.
Thanks,
Dennis.
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