Had nothing to do today so I came up with this, -Ara
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The Teenage Mutant International Turtles List
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Donatelo, Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Rafael
Favorite saying(s); "Cowabunga Dude", "Narly", "Pizza!"
Teenage Mutant Catholic Turtles: Peter, Paul, Mark, Luke
Favorite saying(s); "Hail Mary", "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Teenage Mutant Jewish Turtles: Murry, Irving, Joel, Larry
Favorite saying(s); "mensh", "shmaltz", "Oy Vey!", "Lakhayem", "buy wholesale"
Teenage Mutant Arab Turtles: Ahmed, Habib, Yuseff, Khalil
Favorite saying(s); "Himar!", "Sharmoot!", "Marhaba", "Shu hayda, Wallaw?"
Teenage Mutant Italian Turtles: Vito, Tony, Vinny, Gussepe
Favorite saying(s); "Yo!", "Mamaluke", "Badaboom badabing", "Canoli!"
Teenage Mutant French Turtles: Piere, Jaques, Marcell, Francois
Favorite saying(s); "Oo la la", "Merde", "Vive La France", "mon pettit shushu"
Teenage Mutant German Turtles: Fritz, Dieter, Helmut, Franz
Favorite saying(s); "Ve heff vais auf makink you talk", "Wienerschnitsel!"
Teenage Mutant Irish Turtles: O'Hara, O'Tool, O'Mally, O'Brian
Favorite saying(s); "Hic!", "I don't even like potatos!", "Hic!"
Teenage Mutant Northern Irish Turtles: O'Tool, O'Brian, O'Hara, O'Mally
Favorite saying(s); "Hic!", "Fuck the British!", "Hic!"
Teenage Mutant British Turtles: Charles, Wentworth, Cecil, Bartleby
Favorite saying(s); "I say old bean", "Pip Pip", "Fishmonger!", "Pardon me"
Teenage Mutant Scotish Turtles: MacDugal, MacDonnal, Dunbarr, Dundee
Favorite saying(s); "och lad", "Hootman", "Luuk! a foond a penny", "Wisky!!!"
Teenage Mutant Australian Turtles: Bruce, Mic, Bruce, Bruce
Favorite saying(s); "OY!", "G'Day", "Oim from Woolongologawangabongawong, OZ"
Teenage Mutant Boston Turtles: Brad, Chad, Tad, Mat
Favorite saying(s); "That's my Cah", (I can't think of anything)
Teenage Mutant Alabama Turtles: Bubba, Billy Bob, Chester, Junior
Favorite saying(s); "Hey Y'all", "Red Man!", "Tractor Pull", "BELCH!", "FART"
Teenage Mutant Bible Belt Turtles: Mordachi, Zacharaia, Jedediah, Josh
Favorite saying(s); "Y'alls Sinners", "Praise de Lowd", "We're Inbred!"
Teenage Mutant WASP Turtles: Brad, Chad, Tad, John
Favorite sayings(s); "We're too snooty to have sayings", "Oooh Tuna Salad!"
Teenage Mutant Chicano Turtles: Chano, Pepe, Mano, Cheeko
Favorite saying(s); "Hey Beby! check out de low rider", "Hey Mamma, woooo"
Teenage Mutant Texan (Aggie) Turtles: Bud, Roy, Bob, Zeke
Favorite saying(s); "We'alls sho is prowd of ourselves in Teaksuus", "Duh!"
Teenage Mutant Negro Turtles: Tyrone, Rodney, Jerone, Rhemus
Favorite saying(s); "S'up", "Say blood!", "Dat Niggi be chillin", "Shiit man!"
Teenage Mutant Moslem brotherhood Turtles: Jamal, Mohamed, Anton, Maurice
Favorite saying(s); "That's right my Brotha!, rise up against the Man"
Teenage Mutant KKK Turtles: Elroy, Wade, Jethro, Goober
Favorite saying(s); "We don' laak yo type roun' heah", "Whuut de hell is KKK
mean anyway", "Duh!", "Looky at de size of that booger"
Teenage Mutant Mormon Turtles: Zebedee, Jeramaia, Nehimia, Ezekial
Favorite saying(s); "My wives are on their'ns periods, can I borrow your'ns?"
Teenage Mutant Jehovas Witness Turtles: William, Clarence, Martin, Pinhead
Favorite saying(s); "Do you love Jeeeesssusss! amen", "We'er also inbred"
Teenage Mutant Chineese Turtles: Wang, Wong, Wing, Wu
Favorite saying(s); "Humph! your dragon style no good, Humph, I'll teach you"
(insert appropriate dubbing effects and hand gestures)
Teenage Mutant New York Turtles: Vince, Manny, Dave, Oscar
Favorite saying(s); "who you callin a Toitle mutha fucka", "Toitle this!"
Teenage Mutant rec.humor Turtles: [lotsa weird names]
Favorite saying(s); "Thats not funny", "Get Lost!", "Mee too", "CASCADE!!"
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