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On a not-too-distant network run by TCP/IP,
There were a bunch of MSTies, not much crazier than you or me.
They talked about stars and gals and soup--
Just another harmless discussion group.
They treated net.loons with tact and grace
Until one had a brainstorm that rocked all of cyberspace:
"I'll take these cheesy postings, the worst I can find--" (la la la)
"I'll put in wacky comments, and blow everybody's minds." (la la la)
Now, keep in mind, no one can say where this silliness all will end,
Because this idea was picked up by a host of our UseNet friends...
Netizen Roll Call:
Rob! (Huh?)
Jeff! (Present!)
Nightlemming! (this space for rent)
TV's Dale! (What are you doing, Dale?)
Lisa! (Who?)
Matthew! (Sure, we all do!)
Michael! (A very nice name.)
Tom! (Mr. Bad Example!)
Holly! (No compugeek!)
John! (No warranties...)
d.! (No comment.)
Dave! (HOOM am I addressing?)
Kevin! (I'm not here!)
Lynsa! (Get a life!)
Harlan! (CONTINUED)
Steve! (Stop calling me Steve, Harlan!)
Joe! (My!)
David! (Swiss Cheeser!)
David! (Stick to your day job.)
David! (Three, count 'em, three!)
Chris! (Who opened the fourth seal?)
Eric! (int, int)
Mitchell! (MITCHELL!)
Spaaaatch! (He can scream all he wants!)
If you're wondering about libel suits, and other legal acts, (huh huh
huh?)
Repeat to yourself, "It's just a joke. I should really just relax
For Mystery UseNet Theater 3000."
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Inspired By
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Mystery Science Theater 3000. No copyright infringement is intended, nor
any official connection with the show implied. Believe me, if there were
any way to imply an official connection, it would have been exploited
long since.
Originated By
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Unknown; I couldn't get anyone to 'fess up.
Writers
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Dale Abersold
David Bianco
Steve Brinich
Rob Brunskill
Eric Burns
Matt Duhan
Holly Elliott
Harlan Freilicher
Chris French
David Hines
Lisa Jenkins
Lynsa
John Mechalas
Joe Merlino
Michael Neylon
d. Page
Kevin Podsiadlik
Keith Rupp
Tom Salyers
Jeff Schaeffer
TV's Spatch
Dave van Domelen
David G. White
"Love Theme From MUT3K"
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set to "Love Theme From MST3K"
music by Joel Hodgson and Charlie Erickson
words by "The Brains"
Copyright Best Brains, Inc.
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new words by Petrea Mitchell
(with a little help from our UseNet friends)
chords:
C F C F
C F C F
C F
C F
C F
G
(repeat, then:)
C F C F
C F G
F G C
ASCII Door Sequence
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Petrea Mitchell
I hereby declare these lyrics and door sequence Public Domain.
Door Masher
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Elliott Mitchell
For More Information
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Contact [misties-requests@jg.cso.uiuc.edu].
Mailing List Maintained By
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Michael Neylon
John Mechalas
If You Can Read This
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You're Too Darn Close
and Cambot as himself
Special Thanks to
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Alan Batie
Britt Klein
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