Well, I am leaving university now. This is now my last posting of this list. If anyone wants to take over this list, go right ahead. If not, save this list, cause I'm not posting it anymore. =========================================================================== Canonical List Of Acronyms Acronym Alphabetic Collocation Reducing Or Numbering Your Memory A Concise Reduction Of Nomenclature Yielding Mnemonics Another Cheap Round Of Network Yawn Makers A Capitalised Representation of Names You Memorize Airlines AA Abort! Abort! Always Awful AI Allah Informed Alitalia Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italitan Ass A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude American A Miricle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea AUA Almost Unknown Airline AWA Always Wasting Assets BA Bloody Awful British Apoplectic BEA Better Eat Afterwards BOAC Better On A Camel Blast Off And Crash Boeing Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens BWIA Baggage Wandering In Africa Better Walk If you're Able Born to Wait In Airports But Will I Arrive? CAAC Chinese Airlines Always Cancel Dan Air Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough Delta Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta Doesn't Even Leave The Airport Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalize? Don't Even Let Them Aboard Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly EAA Even Apes Aviate El Al Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing Every Landing Always Late Every Landing Always Lousy Everyones Luggage Always Lost Finnair Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airbourne In Reality JAL Journey Always Late JAT Joke About Time Liat Luggage Is Always Tardy Lot Lots Of Trouble Lufthansa Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything MAS May Actually Shit Northwest Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport Olympic Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash PAL Prick Always Long Pan Am Passengers Always Need A Mortician Pilots Are Not A Must Poor Airline Needs Any Money PIA Passenger's Illegal Abductor Perhaps I Arrive Please Inform Allah PSA Paul's Saturday Airline PWA Pete's Wobbly Airline Piddly Widdly Airline PLease Wait Awhile Qantas Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors? Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship Sabena Such A Bad Experience - Never Again SAHSA Stay At Home, Stay Alive SAS Service After Sex Sex And Satisfaction Such A S*** Sia Sex In the Air Singapore Imitates America TACA Take Another Carrier Always Take A Coffin Along Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda TAP Take A Parachute Take Another Plane Thy They Hate You TWA That Was Accidental That Was Awful Travel With Arabs Teeny Weeny Airlines Try Walking Across Try With Another Today's Worst Airline Tomorrow We'll Arrive Tomorrow's Widebody Accident Totally Wasted Airlines United U Need Insurance That Exempts Death Usually Not Enclined To Eliminate Disasters USAir (used to be Allegheny Airlines): Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality Uta Unlikely To Arrive Unable To Ascend Varig Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow Virgin Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos Cars and Bikes AMC All Makes off Cars Almost Makes Corners Audi Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW Big Money Waster Born Mighty Wealthy Break My Windows Boring Middle-aged Wheels Belongs to My Wife Buick Big Ugly Imported Car Killer Dodge Dangerous On Days Gears Engage Drips Old Dirt & Grease Everywhere Fiat Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fix It Again, Tony Fix It All the Time Failed In All Tests Ford Fucker Only Runs Damaged First On Race Day Fix Or Repair Daily Found On River-bed, Drowned Found On Rubbish Dump Found On Road, Dead Fuck Off, Rally Drivers Fucked On Race Day Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge Honda Hang On - Nicely Dangerous Apperatus Helping Out Nips Dominating America Mazda Making A Zillion Dollars Anually Mini Made It - Now Indisposed Nissan Never In Synch - Screeching Awful Noises Needs Immediate Salvage So Abandon Now Obupos Old Beat Up Piece Of Shit Olds Old Ladies Driving Slowly Pontiac Poor Old Nerd Thinks It's a Cadilac RAC Ruins All Cars Rolls Royce Regarded Only as Luxury Life Style. Runs Over Your Current Expences Saab Some Accesories Always Broken Sable Same Auto But Less Engineering Stop (ie rule) Spin Tyres On Pavement Toyota Too Often Yanks Overrate This Automobile VW Very Worthless Computers and Language ABE ABend Everything Amiga A Merely Insignificant Games Addiction Asinine Machine Invented for Gaming Adolescents APL All Programming Languages Apple All Programmers Pursuing Legal Ends BASIC Bloody Awful System It Creates BBB Blame IBM BBC Bloody Brilliant Computer BBI Branch on Burned-out Indicator BPO Branch on Power Off BTO Blame The Operator BTP Blame The Programmer BTU Blame The User C Crap COBOL Complies Only Because Of Luck Complete Obsolete Business Orientated Language Dos Defunct Operating System EJZ Excrement & Jump on Zero IBM Incredibly Bad Machine Incredibly Boring Macines Incredibly Beautiful Machines Industry's Big Mistake I Built Microsoft I'm Building Macintosh It's Being Mended It's Been Malfunctioning Imence Ball of Muck I Believe in Memorex It's Better than Macintosh Idiots Built Me Intense Bowel Movement Inferior But Marketable? It's Better Manually Infinitely Better Macintosh Indefinitely Buggered Machine I Bought a Mac I Broke Mine I Blame Microsoft Intentinally Brainless Machines It's Backwards Man Incompatible Bloody Machines Infernal Bloody Monoploy Internal Beurocratic Mess Installed By Mistake Inferior But Marketable It's Backwards, Man It Barely Moves I Buy Mainframes I Blew Money Itty Bitty Machines Itty Bitty Mentality Incomplete But Marketable Incepted By Monkeys Incompetent Bumbling Morons Immence Blue Monolith It *Bit* Me!! Idiotic Brainless Machines I've Been Mugged Imitation British Manufacture Invented By Monkeys LISP Lots Of Insipid, Stupid Parenthisis Lots of Irritating, Stupid Parenthesis MAC Maybe A Computer Macintosh Machine Always Crashes. If Not, System hangs. Nimbus Next, I'M Buying Useful System Pascal Pretty Awful Slow Cunt of A Language PCMCIA People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms SPON Switch Processor ON STS Switch To Spanish Films, Theatre and Television Animal House "Adolescents Need Idiotic Moves, And Landis Has Obliged Us "-Siskel & Ebert. Dracula Dark Royal As Cunning Undead Lady Attacker Dune Dull. Uninteresting. Needs Editing Evita Endless Vivacity In The Argentine GMTV Give Me The Valium Hair Hippies And Idiots Rejoice Jaws Just A White Shark Mash Medical Army Surviving Horrors Rambo Rocky As Military Bozo in Orient Star Trek Space Tirade About Romulan Tyrannical Rule, Evil Klingons The Hunt For The Heated Event Has Unfolded Now. That Foxy Old Red October Red Russian Earns Defection Over Crisis. The Operative Brought: Enigmatic Ryan. The Sound This Has Everything: Singing Orphans, Uctuous Nuns, Of Music Dancing Over Flowery Mountains, Unnecessary Sweetness In Concert Twin Peaks The Wierdest Imagary Never Previously Encountered. Also Kompletely Surreal. Wayne's World Wacky And Young Newcomers Excite Screen With Original Repartee, Lunacy, Dialogue Yentl You Evidently Need Talmudic Learning Miscellaneous Adidas Advertising Does Influence Dumb Asshole's Selection All Day I Dream Of Sex Aids Adios Infected Dick Sucker Anally Injected Death Serum Anus Infected Death Sentence Another Infected Dick Sucker BR Bloody Railways DNA National Dyslexic Association Hillary's Highly Inexperienced Left Liberals Academic Righteous Yuppies Paye Pray As You Earn Reagan Republican Ex Actor Governed American Nation UHT Ugh, Horrible Taste Qualifications ACCA Any Cunt Can Account BA Bloody Awful BEng Brainless Engineer - Not Good BS Bull Shit CPA Can't Pass Arithmetic GCSE Generally Can't Spell Enything ICMA Incredibly Crooked Misleading Accountant MBa Married But Available Master Of Brainless Axioms Master of Bugger All Mediocre But Arrogant Minimal Brains Available MS More Shit PhD Piled High & Deep -- *- * - * - * - * - *Just relax your eyes. * | | | *| | | | * | | | | * | | | | * | | | |*Stephen "PH" Buxton *- |-| *|- |-| * |- |-| * |- |-| * |- |-|*mei141@cch.cov.ac.uk * | | *| | | * | | | * | | | * | | |*mei141@cck.cov.ac.uk
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