mtoler@bnr.ca (Michael Toler) writes: #1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine. #2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA. All a Borg! Assimilate me tender - Elvis of Borg. Blonde Borgs have the same fun. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Tagline theft is futile. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Taglines are irrelevant. Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant. Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required. Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3. Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y) Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant. Borg-Cola: Not the choice of The Next Generation. Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile. BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename. Borgasm: The ecstacy of being assimilated. Clinton Borg - The economy is irrelevant. Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge. GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO - Borg subroutines. Gates of Borg: OEMs will be assimilated. Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters. Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated. HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated. Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant. I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year. I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you? I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective? I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant. I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile! I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated. I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant. I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am. I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile. I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger. I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated! I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess! I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant. I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE! I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts! I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant. I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant. I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated. I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated. I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated. I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat! I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling. I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective? McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated. My other computer is a Borg. P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed. Pythagoras of Borg - Distance is irrelevant. Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them. Quayle of Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant. Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg. The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless. The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt! The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective. The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg! U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono. Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir. We are Borg. [ESC] is futile [CTRL] is inevitable. We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!! We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday. Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevnt Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg. Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling. Borg Answering Machine Message: WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone and we'll assimilate you later. ][] Chris/2 ][] Healthy Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym! -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mimic * Kenny Smith * Hopeless Romantic * Narfball * Monsieur Kenny -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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