My name is Kevin Saltkill. I got this off of my (college) advisor's door. I think she got it from the University of Kentucky. My e-mail address is kds3521@tntech.edu. I would appreciate any additions that can be thought up. Thanks, and enjoy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All undergraduate students must take note of new required classes. Course number Title Days Time MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB MW 10:00-10:50 HIS024 U.S. HISTORY SINCE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO TR 12:00-1:15 GEO222 COUNTRIES THAT ARE ORANGE ON MAPS MWF 2:00-2:50 ENG537 SURVEY IN ENG LIT: SIR FRANCIS BACON MWF 9:00-11:15 AND LORD HENRY SAUSAGE POLS834 U.S. DOMESTIC POLICY: IF FROGS COULD TR 1:30-2:45 VOTE ANT248 AMISH PARTY GAMES W 6:00-8:15 FR106 ELEMENTARY FRENCH TOAST MW 8:00-8:50 COM193 TOPICS FROM "GREEN ACRES": LIFE AND T 7:00-9:15 TIMES OF MR. HANEY HIS456 THE HISTORY OF SOUP TR 9:30-10:45 CHE546 THE SCIENCE OF PLAY-DO MWF 10:00-10:50 PHI101 THE RAMBLINGS OF DEAD, DRUNKEN MWF 9:00-9:50 PHILOSOPHERS ARC555 ARCHITECTURE OF THE BRADY BUNCH HOME WTBS 4:35-5:05 MOO108 THE BOVINE ERA, PART IV: COW HISTORY R 5:30-7:15 SINCE 1784 ENG327 SHAKESPEAREAN MEMOS, MENUS, AND GROCERY TR 11:00-12:15 LISTS ANT764 NOMADIC TRIBES OF SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA MW 3:00-3:50 THAT ARE REALLY JUST LOST MATH001 COMPREHENSIVE STUDY OF THE NUMBER SEVEN TR 9:30-10:45 POLS497 REPUBLICAN PARTY ETHICS M 1:00-1:05 ARC123 DESIGNING MODERN CITIES USING LEGOS MWF 2:00-2:50 MATH19875 MATHEMATICS SO HARD THAT NO ONE CAN W 6:00-8:30 DO IT COM253 UNDERSTANDING THE PLOT TWISTS IN "TWIN MTWRFSS 9:00-4:15 PEAKS" A-S546 TOPICS IN MODERN ART: USING A LIVE TR 3:00-4:15 AS A PAINT BRUSH HPR314 BEGINNING YAHTZEE MWF 1:00-1:50 ENG893 THE ROMANTIC PROSE OF ALAN CUTLER MWF 9:00-9:50 PHY276 HYPNOTIZING YOUR PETS TR 2:00-3:15 TEL115 MUNSTERS/ADDAMS FAMILY: A COMPARISON M 7:00-9:15 STUDY BIO654 STUDENT CENTER SOUPS MWF 10:00-10:50 ???267 POTPOURRI TR 12:30-1:45 ENG690 STOOGE CRITICISM: THE SHEMP YEARS MWF 10:00-10:50 MUS532 THE BAGPIPES GO DISCO MWF 3:00-4:15 MATH476 LEARNING POSSIBLE LOTTERY NUMBERS TR 11:00-12:15 BUS109 NEIL BUSH INVESTMENT SEMINAR MWF 4:00-4:50 ZGH786 INTRO AM OP ED ACK OOP TR 11:00-11:50 HRP192 TAKING DOWN THE VOLLEYBALL NET MW 12:00-12:50 (NOTE:prereq:HPR191: PUT UP VBALL NET) SCH465 UNDERSTANDING THE SCHEDULE BOOK M 2:00-2:50 If you think of any other classes that should be required, add them at your leisure.
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