MONTHY OVERALL EVALUATION
Name: _________________________________________ Date: ____________________
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KNOWLEDGE: _____THE SON OF A BITCH REALLY KNOWS HIS SHIT.
_____KNOWS JUST ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS.
_____ONLY HALF A BRAIN AND IS DANGEROUS.
_____FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED. HIS COFFEE CUP HAS A HIGHER I.Q.
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ACCURACY: _____DOES EXCELLENT WORK IF NOT PREOCCUPIED WITH PUSSY.
_____PRETTY GOOD. ONLY OCCASIONALLY BLOWS IT OUT HIS ASS.
_____HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS SHOES TO COUNT HIGHER THAN TEN.
_____COULDN'T COUNT HIS BALLS AND GET THE SAME NUMBER TWICE.
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ATTITUDE: _____EXTREMELY COOPERATIVE- IF YOU KISS HIS ASS FREQUENTLY.
_____BROWN NOSER IN GOOD STANDING.
_____OFTEN PISSES OFF CO-WORKERS. THINKS HE OWNS THE PLACE.
_____DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, NEVER DID, NEVER WILL.
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RELIABILITY: _____REALLY A DEPENDABLE LITTLE COCKSUCKER.
_____WORKS SO HARD THAT HE MUST TAKE AN EXTRA DAY OFF EACH WEEK.
_____CAN RELY ON HIM TO BE THE FIRST ONE OUT THE DOOR.
_____TOTALLY FUCKING WORTHLESS.
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APPEARANCE: _____EXTREMELY NEAT. EVEN COMBS HIS PUBIC HAIR.
_____LOOKS GREAT ON HIS DAYS OFF.
_____FLIES LEAVE FRESH DOG SHIT TO GO FOLLOW HIM.
_____DIRTY, FILTHY, SMELLY SON OF A BITCH.
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PERFORMANCE: _____GOES LIKE A SON OF A BITCH IF THERE IS MONEY IN IT FOR HIM.
_____DOES ALL KINDS OF GOOD SHIT AT EVALUATION TIME.
_____WORKS WELL AFTER AN ENEMA.
_____COULDN'T DO LESS IF HE WERE IN A COMA.
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LEADERSHIP: _____CARRIES A CHAINSAW AND GETS GOOD RESULTS.
_____MACHO ATTITUDE. COMMANDS TOTAL DISGUST.
_____DOG FASTED THREE DAYS LAST TIME HE BROUGHT HOME PORK CHOPS.
_____MOTHER TERESA TOLD HIM TO GET FUCKED.
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I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BEEN COUNSELED AND UNDERSTAND MY RIGHTS UNDER THE
PRIVACY ACT OF 1974. I FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM AS FUCKED UP AS A
FOOTBALL BAT AND I WILL MAKE SOME ATTEMPT TO CORRECT MY DEFICIENCIES.
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