Humorous Forms

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Generic Protestor Form

Representative accessibility 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Employee politeness/patience 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Toilet availability 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Snacks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Parking 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Application for a piece of Ass

COLOR OF HAIR: ______________ REAL?: _________ COLOR OF EYES: __________
DENTURES?: ________ WEIGHT: _______ HEIGHT: _______ WAIST SIZE: ________
CHEST SIZE or BRA SIZE: __________ MARIRAL STATUS: MARRIED___ SINGLE___ DIVORCED___ OTHER____

State of Arkansas Residency Application

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet

Employee Evaluation Form

ATTITUDE:
_____EXTREMELY COOPERATIVE- IF YOU KISS HIS ASS FREQUENTLY.
_____BROWN NOSER IN GOOD STANDING.
_____OFTEN PISSES OFF CO-WORKERS. THINKS HE OWNS THE PLACE.
_____DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, NEVER DID, NEVER WILL.

Application to become Governor of Arkansas

How much smarter than you is your wife:
50 IQ Points( ) 75 IQ Points( )
100 IQ Points( ) She Won't Tell Me( )

Does your wife wear:
A Dress( ) Pants( ) Hot Pants( )
Your Pants( ) Them Lawyer Clothes( )
Nothing( ) Nothing but an Arkansas U Hog Head Hat( )

Sexual Harassment Consent form

Hands allowed on:
Shoulder __________
Waist _____________
Arms ______________
Buns ______________
Boobs _____________
Other _____________

Karma breaker form

| | 01.01 | Bareface Lying
| | 01.02 | Cheating: (a) in a game (b) in a relationship
| | 01.03 | Disgustingly Thoughtless
| | 01.04 | Hurting Intentionally
| | 01.05 | Using Destructively: (a) A person (b) the environment

Customer Survey for McDonell Douglas fighter aircraft

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
_Heard loud noise, looked up
_Store Display
_Espionage
_Recommended by friend/relative/ally
_Political lobbying by Manufacturer
_Was attacked by one
_Was bombed by one

Midget Month activities

Midget Bowling - A new rage sweeping the country. Don't use a ball to knock down ten pins, sling a midget down the lane! Contains a list of all USA Bowling Centers (AMF & Brunswick) that now offer leagues for Midget Bowling. Only $5.75 Order Code #621

MUNSA Intelligence test

5. Two trains leave the same station, but moving in opposite directions. The first train is travelling at 50km/hr EAST, while the second one is travelling 50km/hr WEST. Which train is travelling the fastest?
a. The one going EAST
b. The one going WEST
c. Neither
d. Tyre
e. Why aren't there (e.)'s in all the other questions

Student Raise of Grade Form

18. I am philosophically oriented to the realm of ideas; I respond to the sweep and scope of great intellects. My work is beyond the interest in petty details and parrot-like memorizing of those who are merely students

Human Relationship categorizing methods

The Psychotics Quadrant
Characteristics: Bubbly, bubbly, so-bubbly-you-want-to-strangle-them, obnoxious, insecure, humorous, fun at parties (especially when throwing a temper tantrum).
Nicknames: Barrel-O-Fun, The Clown, The Psycho
Favorite Phrase: I have a vision.
Handles Conflict by: Threatening to kill self and everyone else.
Famous Ps: Sam Kinnison, Sally Field

The Socks code

Spoof on the Geek Code above

What kind of person are you test

3. Where would you do your X-mas shopping?
a. liquer store
b. Whipes and Leather play shop.
c. Comp USA
d. Truck stop
e. any mall

Vending Complaint form

We are aware that
___ the sodas are warm
___ the milk is curdled
___ sandwiches are stale
___ gum is hard
___ candy bars are petrified
and assure you that that is the way it is supposed to be, really.

Application to live in West Virginia

Truck equipped with: () gun rack () 4-wheel drive () confederate flag () toothpick holder () 8-track () load of wood () hijacker shocks () mud grip tires () fuzz buster () mag wheels () dual CB antenna () raccoon hide () spittoon () camper top () air horns () big dog

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