SEXUAL HARASSMENT CONSENT FORM
NAME ___________________________   SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER__________
ADDRESS ________________________   HOME PHONE _____________________
        ________________________   WORK PHONE _____________________
MALE _________  FEMALE _________   OTHER __________________________
     SEXUAL PREFERENCE:
     MALE-FEMALE _______________   FEMALE-FEMALE __________________
     MALE-MALE _________________   HUMAN-ANIMAL ___________________
     ALL OF THE ABOVE __________   NONE OF THE ABOVE ______________
     OTHER (SPECIFY) ______________________________________________
I CONSENT TO THE FOLLOWING FORMS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT:
SALUTORY GREETING ______________       HEAVY BREATHING ON:
OCCASIONAL COMPLIMENTS _________              NECK ________________
EYE-TO-EYE CONTACT _____________              EAR _________________
EYE-TO-BUST CONTACT ____________              OTHER _______________
PINCHING/RUBBING _______________
GROPING ________________________       HANDS ALLOWED ON: 
HEAVY GROPING __________________              SHOULDER ____________
                                              WAIST _______________
                                              ARMS ________________
                                              BUNS ________________
                                              BOOBS _______________
OTHER (SPECIFY) ________________              OTHER (SPECIFY BELOW)
ALL OF THE ABOVE _______________              _____________________
I WILL _____ WILL NOT _____
1. ASSIST IN THE PROCUREMENT OF VARIOUS POTIONS, LOTIONS, AND
   OTHER PRODUCTS TO BE USED DURING MY SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
2. ASSIST IN THE PROCUREMENT AND MAINTENANCE OF VARIOUS TYPES OF
   PARAPHERNALIA TO BE USED DURING MY SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
3. PARTICIPATE IN TRAINING DEMONSTRATIONS.
4. CLEAN UP.
5. SERVE POST-HARASSMENT REFRESHMENTS (LIMITED TO COFFEE, SOFT
   DRINKS, CIGARETTES, COOKIES, ETC.)
I WILL ACCEPT SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM THE FOLLOWING: _______________
___________________________________________________________________
SIGNATURE: ______________________________    DATE: ________________
(NOTE: A NEW CONSENT FORM MUST BE FILED WITH THE PERSONNEL OFFICE
       WHENEVER ANY OF THE ABOVE INFORMATION CHANGES)
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