*** United Kingdom Political Anagrams ***
Version 1.00 4-Feb-95
(C)1995 W.Tunstall-Pedoe (william@genius.demon.co.uk)
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This file is a selection of anagrams created by the computer
software ** Anagram Genius **. Details and more examples
can be obtained by sending email to info@genius.demon.co.uk
The software and many of the examples in this list were presented
on Channel 4's "Last Week in Politics" (28-Jan-95).
1. Political Parties
"The Conservative Party" =
Teacher in vast poverty.
Votes threaten privacy.
"The Labour Party" =
Upbeat Harlotry.
A prole? Bury that!
"The Scottish National Party" =
Oh, nasty tartan politics.
2. Tories
"Virginia Bottomley" =
I'm an evil Tory bigot.
I am violent bigotry.
Main vile Tory bigot.
"Virginia Bottomley, Health Secretary"
I am the totally overbearing hysteric.
"Michael Portillo" =
A cool limp Hitler.
"Michael Heseltine" =
Elect him - he's alien.
Hell! he is an emetic.
"Michael Ray Dibdin Heseltine" =
He is the incredibly mad alien.
Incredibly, I am the headlines.
"William Waldegrave" =
Veal? Wield a grim law.
"William Waldegrave MP"
Large evil law-mad wimp.
"William Arthur Waldegrave" =
Mega-evil rural withdrawal.
"William Arthur Waldegrave MP" =
Mega limp; withdraw rural veal.
A vulgar lewd pre-marital whim.
"Douglas Richard Hurd" =
Horrid dud rascal - Ugh!
I crush hard old guard.
"Margaret Hilda Thatcher" =
A girl; the arch mad-hatter.
Ha! the large rich mad tart.
3. Labour Politicians
"Anthony Charles Lynton Blair" =
Tyrannic rant all boloney - Shh!
Nonchalantly is abhorrently.
"Anthony Blair, Labour Leader" =
Dire, banally-honourable rat.
"Anthony Blair" =
Tory Hannibal
"Tony Blair" =
Tiny Labor.
In Tory Lab.
"Robin Finlayson Cook MP" =
Nick monopoly of brains.
"Robin Finalyson Cook" =
Sick of no-brain loony.
"James Gordon Brown" =
Now more grand jobs.
"John Leslie Prescott" =
Nice hot polls jester.
Sell the projection.
4. Miscellaneous
"Beatrice Boothroyd" =
Hairy boob detector.
"Betty Boothroyd, Speaker" =
Steady by-the-book report.
"The Reverend Ian Paisley" =
I, rather insanely peeved.
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