Well, in this enlightened age, all humans should endeavour to become more tolerant of others. And what better way to learn how to become tolerant than through the wonderful institution of Political Correctness. It is totally voluntary to sign up for as many of these courses as you wish. However, if you do not, you are showing yourself to be a neo-nazi skinhead. Please note that each course is separated into its own unique department, to provide more of the wonderful feeling of diversity and communal acceptance that Political Correctness embodies. The exact list of course departments is: AFAU = African-American Understanding HSAU = Hispanic-American Understanding ASAU = Asian-American Understanding NAAU = Native-American Understanding MWU = Modern Womyn's Understanding WMH = White Male Hatred Below, you will find a brief listing of the major courses offered here at PCU. The list is by no means complete, and we urge all oppressed minorities to submit their requests for additional courses. White Males may only submit courses if the requested courses uphold a minorities' rights, thoughts, and opinions. Undergraduate Coursework: ------------------------- Males: The Destructive Sex (WMH-100). Professor: Dr. Cut M. Ov. This course starts by laying the foundation for an accepting life, by showing all the sinister evils that males have done throughout history, and continue to do today. Field work includes burning white males in effigy. 6 credits Womyn: The Oppressed Sex (MWU-100). Professor: Dr. Ira Marie Plezeed. This wonderful course shows the beauty and strength of the modern womyn, and shows students how to understand womyn and how to avoid offending said gender. No field work. 3 credits Native-Americans: Victims of the Industrial Revolution. Professor: Dr. Comizar Ukse Nist. This course demonstrates, through the wonderful new techniques developed by the Doctor just for this course, how the Native Americans have been browbeaten at the hands of the white males, and discusses possible ways that the males can pay back their debts to right this terrible injustice. No field work. 3 credits -- Quote: "Love may conquer everything, but it needs Time as its Field General." Let darkness disappear/In the rays of sunshine/That come from within my heart/ Whenever I think of you.
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